February 2012
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Asking me to come in early doesn't work when you...
No, I can’t come to work at 3. I’m still in my pajamas.
My god. The Office is the most awkward thing in...
And it’s hilarious.
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Thank you, Neil Gaiman.
http://whatshouldieatforbreakfasttoday.tumblr.com/
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A kiss with a fist is better than none.
So...Maybe I do like a fellow.
And maybe he is sitting right here letting me play with is hair.
Hmm.
If I was a street artist or gangster or a...
That just sounds badass.
I could wear a feminized version of the Guy Fawkes mask. And as a dancer, I’d wear black corsets with red accents and fluffy tutus and shit. Hellll yeah. Makin it happen.
It's really good to have friends that are over 21...
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Boom POSTED.
This was a post.
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GOD. The internet sucks sometimes.
I went to Tin Lizzie's today and gave them an...
They said they’re hiring, so I’m really hopeful. I would love to work there. I went there with mom and Rede yesterday to eat, and on a Tuesday night, they’re busier than the Thai Heaven is on the weekend.
I’d be making all the money.
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"I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm super...
So Rede and the people involved with ‘Director’s Cut’ won the title for Best Comedy. This means that they get two tickets to Hollywood for the national screening and get to meet a shit ton of people that are high ups in the movie biz. Their main actor also won for Best Actor, which is totally rad. They’re the only movie that won two awards.
It was nuts. Their movie was the...
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Guys. I just wanted to let you know that there's a...
GOATS.
http://bleatbleatbleat.tumblr.com/
Hell yeah.
WHILE ALL YA'LL HIGH SCHOOL TRICKS ARE ON YOUR...
SO PLEASE. PLEASE PUT AWAY YOUR 4WHEELERS AND LOUD TRUCKS AND QUIET THE FUCK DOWN.
—A letter to my redneck neighbors.
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