January 2011
My parting words to 2010.
Stay gold, Ponyboy.
December 2010
lets see how many notes this duck can get before...
sexsmellingpandas:
jpegjon:
sammysomeone:
fuckingtitbox:
absolutezerification:
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT FUCKING DUCK.
COME HERE YOU FUCKING.. STALLION DUCK.
i’m afraid that’s not a stallion duck madam.
that is a beautiful duck.
You see that duck?
That’s a real nice duck.
My neighbors are getting an early start on the...
They’re awesome.
And by awesome I mean obnoxious inconsiderate rednecks.
Normal people usually set off all their fireworks at twelve and then they’re finished and go inside and do whatever. No, these people start at 4, go all the way until 12, sit inside and drink beer and get wasted and then start the fireworks back up and go until like 4 in the morning. Awesome.
Let's have scary night terror sex.
Who’s with me?
My cat just dived into the floor.
One second she was on the couch, then she jumped on the floor and just flopped over. She’s so weird.
Anonymous said you were honest, lively, and...
Badass.
I like that.
Thanks anon.
http://threewords.me/Rheakins →
I couldn't figure out why my trainer keeps calling...
jayneef:
I get it..
Awww that’s cool.
Chaos. Good news.
My new url. Kind of.
So I posted my three words thing.
You know how many words I want? At least 3.
You know how many words I have? None.
Do you want to fix that? I thought so.
http://threewords.me/Rheakins →
I bought some shampoo and conditioner that's...
Hopefully it works.
All the reviews I’ve seen say it works really well.
Here’s hoping.
I've been told my cheeks were incredibly...
gemthesiren:
What do you do when someone says that?!
The same when someone asks if you’re ticklish.
They’ll tickle you anyway.
Just say you have explosive diarrhea and if they pinch your cheeks you’ll get it all over them.
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So I may go watch Tron for about the billionth...
Or I may not. How about half today and half tomorrow. I need to start waning down the Tron.
So we got those delicious flavored Triscuits.
They’re Triscuits that are flavored like delicious*.
I put cheese on them.
*Delicious can mean either Fire-roasted Tomato and Basil or Garlic and Rosemary.
hipsters were giving me dirty looks because i was...
instrumentality:
mellonhollie:
MOM UR JUST JEALOUZ
IT’S DA BEASTIE BOYZ
The people I know that hate the Beastie Boys grew a whole lot when I went to college.
I don’t understand how people can hate them.
That awkward moment when you show up at Dragon Con...
That’s going to happen to me.
A lot probably.
Everyone’s going to be Tronin’.
I'm leveling my Pokemon to face the Elite 4.
It’s one of the most annoying things I’ve ever done.
I’m trying to get them all at least level 40.
33, 44, 36, 33, 38, 48.
This is going to take FOREVER.
YAY! Rhea started following me you guys!!!!
I didn’t even know you Tumblr existed.
What?
I'm watching Tron for the 5th time.
Downloading it is the best thing I’ve ever done, I think. I don’t know if I’d survive waiting for it to leave theater and then for it to come out on dvd. I’d die.
So the special edition Tron soundtrack is $30 off...
It’s sold out, but I think I want to buy it anyway. It has a lot of stuff that the regular edition doesn’t have.
And I’m having a really difficult time finding any Daft Punk CDs anywhere. I think I’ve checked every place that sells CDs and I can’t find any. I guess I’ll just wait until I go back to school and check Criminal Records.
There, there, Hagrid. It's not really goodbye,...
You know why Xena is a bad ass?
She can launch daggers out of her cleavage.
Karen's other gift to me.
somethingagrestic:
So, my mother is a BAMF.
She bought a plot of land from a Scottish castle in Dunans, so now I’m Lord Peter Michael.
That, sir, is AWESOME.
What a way for Christmas to roll in.
I don’t think I could be happier.
Shhhhhhh. Don't tell anyone.
I downloaded the old Tron and am watching it.
And I may have downloaded the new one. Maybe not. Either way, I may hypothetically watch it after I’m done with old Tron.
Spending Christmas eve alone.
Eh.
I’m ok with it.
It was bound to happen eventually. I'm funneling...
On another note, California Pizza Kitchen sucks.
Not the food. They have the best pizza I’ve had ever.
But their pizzas are so tiny. We didn’t realize this until we ordered it and it was a baby pizza. Split between me and two dudes. Definitely not enough. And for that much pizza it was really expensive. I suppose if you ever go there, make sure you ask how big the pizzas are.
Tron is my lullaby.
Literally. I’m not even exaggerating because I love the movie. The soundtrack is one of the most amazing things I’ve ever heard. I wish I’d gotten the extended one but you can only internet order it.
I’m going to go see it again tomorrow. Maybe I’ll calm down over the whole thing after that. Probs not.
I think every post I’ve made since monday has had...
I'd just like to have sex with all the music by...
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